October162014
“It is okay to want your own happiness. It’s okay to care about yourself the most. You are not obligated to sit there and smile and swallow every bit of shit everyone heaps on you. You are more than furniture, you’re more than window dressing, you’re not their shiny toy. You’re human, and you have the right to say “That was shitty of you”. You have a right to protest your own mistreatment and set boundaries for respectful interactions. The rest of the world doesn’t realize you have this right, and they will act offended and appalled when you exercise it, but it is yours.” (via givemesomebadadvice)

(Source: sonneillonv, via ohshiitakemushrooms)

October142014

starspangledsextape:

I ALWAYS THOUGHT THE HDR EFFECT WAS HARD BUT IT’S ACTUALLY LIKE A 5 STEP THING BESIDES DUPLICATING AND FLATTENING SHIT HOLY FUCK I CAN DO IT. I’M SO EXCITED WOW THAT’S LOVELY and I have to share because no one every taught me this.

  1. Open your picture.
  2. Duplicate layer (Ctrl+J)
  3. Overlay that shit 50%
  4. Flatten image (Ctrl+E)
  5. Duplicate that one layer that you have now (Ctrl+J)
  6. Desaturate (Shift+Ctrl+U)
  7. Invert (Ctrl+I)
  8. Gaussian Blur it to 40
  9. Now overlay that B&W Blurred image
  10. Duplicate and sharpen if necessary
  11. AMAZEMENT WOW HOLY SHIT

(via shuu-spookyama)

October92014

i-read-bad-fanfic:

sorry about the delay, busy things. busy life things.

AN: dhut da fok up biches!1 ur jus jelos koz I gut 10000 reviowz!1 fangz 2 raven 4 da help n telin me bout da boox gurlu rok letz go shopin 2getha!

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The door opened and Proffesor Rumbridge and Cornelia Fudge stomped out angrily. Then Dumbledum and Rumbridge sawed us.

“MR. WAY WHAT THE BEEP ARE YOU DOING!” Rumbridge shouted angrily. Dumbledore blared at her.

“Oops she made a mistake!” he corrupted her. “She means hi everybody cum in!”

Well we all came in angrily. So did all the other students. I sat between Darkness and Draco and opposite B’loody Mary. Crab and Goyle started 2 make some morbid jokes. They both looked exactly like Ville Vollo. I eight some Count Chocula and drank som blood from a cup. Then I herd someone shooting angrily. I looked behind me it was………Vampire! He and Draco were shooting at eachother.

“Vampire, Draco WTF?” I asked.

“You fucking bustard!” yelled Draco at Vampire. “I want to shit next to her!1”

“No I do!” shouted.

“No she doesn’t fucking like u, you son of a bitch!” yelled Draco.

“No fuck you motherfucker she laves me not you!” shouted Vampire. And then……………… he jumped on Draco! (no not in dat way u perv) They started to fight and beat up each other.

Dumbldore yelled at them but they didn’t stop. All of a sudden…… a terrible man with red eyes and no nose flew in on his broomstick. He had no nose and was wearing a gray robe. All the glass in the window he flew thru fell apart. Britney that fucking prep started to cry. Vampire and Draco stopped fighting….I shopped eating….Everyone gasped. Da room fell silent………………….Volzemort!

“Eboby…..Ebony…….” Darth Valer sed evilly in his raspy voice. “Thou havfe failed ur mission. Now I shall kill thou and I shall kill Vampire as well. If thou does not kill him before then I shall kill Draco too!”

“Plz don’t make me kill him plz!” I begged.

“No!” he laughed crudely. “Kill him, or I shall kill him anyway!” Then he flew away cackling.

I bust into tears. Draco and Vampire came to contort me. Suddenly my eyes rolled up so they looked all cool and gothic. I had a vision were I saw some lighting flash and then Voldremot coming to kill Draco while Draco slit his wrists in a depressed way.

“No!” I screamed sexily. Suddenly I locked up and stopped having the vision.

“Ebony Ebony aure you alright?” asked Draco in a worried voice.

“Yeah yeah.” I said sadly as I got up.

“Everyfing’s all right Enoby.” said Vampire all sensetive.

“No its not!” I shouted angrily. Tearz of blood went down my face. “OMFG what if I’m getting possessed like in Da Ring 2!”

“Its ok gurl.” said B’loody Mary. “Maybe u should ask Proffesor Sinister about what the visions mean though.”

“Ok bich.” I said sadly and den we went. 

This is hilarious! Bad fanfiction read aloud is infinitely funnier.

(106 plays)

September82014
11PM
queen-of-the-rising-demons:

thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon:

queen-of-the-rising-demons:

queen-of-the-rising-demons:

Reblog if you support Misha Collins for President.

if this gets to 30k notes my mom promises she will buy me tickets to the next supernatural con in DC so I can read the poem I wrote about how Misha saved my life, to Misha, in person. You guys just can’t imagine what joy this would bring me. If I had the opportunity to meet Misha Collins in person, I would officially set a vow to never make an attempt on my life again.
Please reblog.
Thanks SPN fandom and everyone else.

REBLOG THIS, WE ARE GETTING YOU TO MISHA

I only need 10k more. My mom doesn’t think I can do it…

queen-of-the-rising-demons:

thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon:

queen-of-the-rising-demons:

queen-of-the-rising-demons:

Reblog if you support Misha Collins for President.

if this gets to 30k notes my mom promises she will buy me tickets to the next supernatural con in DC so I can read the poem I wrote about how Misha saved my life, to Misha, in person. You guys just can’t imagine what joy this would bring me. If I had the opportunity to meet Misha Collins in person, I would officially set a vow to never make an attempt on my life again.

Please reblog.

Thanks SPN fandom and everyone else.

REBLOG THIS, WE ARE GETTING YOU TO MISHA

I only need 10k more. My mom doesn’t think I can do it…

(via hitlerhatedflannel)

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Project Patch

Hello everybody! I’ve been working with my friends Kayla and Colleen for the past week to set up a charity fundraiser to honor Robin Williams, the late great actor. Project Patch will send half of all donations to St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital, a cause close to the heart of Mr. Williams. The other half of donations will be going to the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention, to help those having suicidal thoughts. Mr. Williams was someone who gave us so much joy and struggled to find some of his own. Any donations would be appreciated, and will go to these worthy organizations!

Donations to Project Patch can be made here:
http://www.youcaring.com/other/project-patch/218871

P.S. Follow Project Patch on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/groups/348867888596265/) to stay tuned!

11AM

tori-the-awesome:

Its that time again guys!
So Helloooo People of tumblr!
This is a giveaway for people following me.
Yeah, darn, ya gotta be following me to win.
But speaking of winninngggg, Heres what you could win!

Prizes:
-3 pairs of contacts from Pinky Paradise
-50$ worth of anything you want off of amazon/ebay
-ANY cosplay you want thats under 150$ (excludes wig)
-3 wigs of your choice! (each wig must be under 35$ without shipping)
-A Mac Makeup Palette
-A bunch of other makeup! ((Eyeliner, Lipstick, Lipgloss, Makeup brushes etc).
{{Prizes not depicted}}
-2 fandom shirts of your choice
-A flower crown
-A ever so fashionable galaxy necklace


Now For The Rules! Make Sure You Read These!

-You Must Be following Me!
-You can start following me while the giveaway is going then win, but you must be following me even if you reblogged by the time it ends.
-Likes & Reblogs count! You may reblog more than once!
-You have to be comfortable with giving me your address.
-I ship worldwide

This will end December 31st 2014 at 2:00PM (CDT)

(via tori-the-awesome)

August182014
chig-let:

disgustinghuman:

virusexe:

SICK

dude in the back running for a high five

Can’t tell if accidental

chig-let:

disgustinghuman:

virusexe:

SICK

dude in the back running for a high five

Can’t tell if accidental

(Source: romerojd, via sillyclevergirl)

9PM
7PM
thedandyunderworld:

Probably one of the best costumes from the con that I’ve seen.

thedandyunderworld:

Probably one of the best costumes from the con that I’ve seen.

(via sherlockedtardis221b)

7PM
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